Oooompah. Ooooompah.

back to science   


If you wish to view the ingredients, you must agree to the following:

N·O·N · D·I·S·C·L·O·S·U·R·E


Every single ingredient of Pferdzwackur's Frabjous Reverse-Polarity Elixir is a Trade Secret.  To view the ingredients and explanation of formula, you must agree never to divulge the information to anyone, whatsoever, in perpetuity, no take-backs.